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Post by Martin St. Louis on May 9, 2008 20:32:20 GMT -5
I'm writing this post in regards to Mario Kart Wii. We have; Baby Mario; Baby Luigi; Baby Peach; Baby Daisy; and Bowser Jr. Seems like a pretty complete roster of Nintendo babies, huh? THINK AGAIN. Someone is missing. He was even in the original Super Mario Kart. Don't give me that "WELL THE CURRENT DONKEY KONG IS DONKEY KONG JR" shit get the fuck out of here before I fuck you gently with a chainsaw. Junior disappeared without a trace, and we have conflicting stories from both Nintendo and Rare. They're covering something up. Donkey Kong Jr. is the Lindberg baby of the Nintendo universe.
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Post by J.J. on May 9, 2008 22:31:49 GMT -5
I KNOW! I even wrote Nintendo an Email and they blew me off. Something is up.
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Post by XZEROX: Wings for Judith on May 10, 2008 1:42:38 GMT -5
I heard rumors that he went apeshit after being rejected over Birdo for the Mario Party games so Nintendo locked him away for good.
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Post by Chase on May 10, 2008 20:59:14 GMT -5
Doctor: "No more monkeys jumping on the bed!"
Nintendo: "Fo sho?"
Doctor: "Fo sho, ho."
^what happened
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Post by J.J. on May 10, 2008 21:06:02 GMT -5
As I've stated, I bet he got suckered into teaching remedial math somewhere at a middle school in Redmond.
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Post by Martin St. Louis on May 13, 2008 13:11:52 GMT -5
Yoshi's Island DS proves the Donkey Kong Junior is a separate character from Donkey Kong debate. Baby DK looks NOTHING like Junior. It's a well known fact that Junior wanted to leave Nintendo for Coleco. There is a conspiracy within Nintendo to kill their employees in planned car crashes.
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Post by Ross on May 13, 2008 16:15:18 GMT -5
I always figured they just replaced him with Diddy Kong
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Post by Martin St. Louis on May 13, 2008 16:21:36 GMT -5
Actually Diddy Kong was originally supposed to be Donkey Kong Junior. Take off his hat and give him a jumpsuit and he actually looks like Junior. What's weird to me though is that since Diddy is a creation of Rare, not Nintendo, you'd think they would've blacklisted him and brought back Junior after the Rare debacle. I think it was rumored that Nintendo was going to completely reboot the Donkey Kong series and do away with the Rare characters. Which would've been a good idea in the long run.
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Post by internet savvy axl rose on May 13, 2008 17:22:24 GMT -5
If it wasn't for Donkey Kong Jr. Math, I'd still be in second grade.
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Post by J.J. on May 13, 2008 18:20:06 GMT -5
From: me Posted At: 11:30:43.000 05/13/2008 Posted To: Nintendo <nintendo@noa.nintendo.com> Subject: Webform: Software Related > Other
What happened to Donkey Kong Junior? Where has he been?
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Post by Ross on May 13, 2008 18:53:15 GMT -5
You just politely got told to fucking drop it.
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Post by J.J. on May 13, 2008 19:14:49 GMT -5
Dis ain't ovah
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Post by Remton Davis on May 13, 2008 19:21:18 GMT -5
NOTHIN IS OVER
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Post by J.J. on May 13, 2008 19:26:35 GMT -5
DEY DREW FIRST BLOOD. NOT ME.
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Post by Martin St. Louis on May 13, 2008 20:23:24 GMT -5
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