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Post by J.J. on Mar 10, 2009 0:55:44 GMT -5
And it is the greatest game ever created by anyone ever. I am blowing all sorts of shit up. The story is 10 billion kinds of awesome, I am racking up all sorts of god damn points and I have NO fucking clue why. Not achievement points, but POINT points. And my gun can fire bullets that engulf nondescript middle eastern men in fire.
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Post by XZEROX: Wings for Judith on Mar 10, 2009 1:15:03 GMT -5
From the title I thought you were playing Sonic and The Black Guy.
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Post by J.J. on Mar 10, 2009 1:16:08 GMT -5
It is safe to assume when I post something like this, I'm being ironic. But irony has no place in this thread.
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Post by XZEROX: Wings for Judith on Mar 10, 2009 1:21:37 GMT -5
I've always been weary of games like this just because...well, the subject matter doesn't really appeal to me. Is it really that fun? Might have to give it a shot.
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Post by J.J. on Mar 10, 2009 8:26:05 GMT -5
It's fun because so much shit happens that makes no sense, like every time you hit a ramp in driving sequences, the ramp explodes and you go into a slow-mo cutscene. Why? I have no fucking clue why. Why not? And the story is the most bat shit bizarre story that's trying to be serious. It's better at being a parody than Matt Hazard is.
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