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Post by fuckingoffing on Mar 20, 2007 0:11:01 GMT -5
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Post by Martin St. Louis on Mar 20, 2007 0:16:40 GMT -5
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Post by fuckingoffing on Mar 20, 2007 0:20:01 GMT -5
Me: Do you like Guns N' Roses? John: I'm getting press anyway, whether I like it or not.
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Post by Martin St. Louis on Mar 20, 2007 0:22:17 GMT -5
MAYBE JOHN DOWNLOADED CATCHER IN THE RYE IN HEAVEN
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Post by Martin St. Louis on Mar 20, 2007 0:42:58 GMT -5
Me: Hello God! God: Hello child. What is your name? Me: Alex. God: I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Alex. Me: Are you really God? God: Of course I am.. Really. Me: No you're not. God: Are you serious? Is this a specific reply? Me: Huh God: What? Me: What? God: Is there an echo in here? Me: w00t pac 4 lyfe amirite God: Do you prefer books or TV? Me: Jesus God: Jesus is the Son of God. Me: Nuh-uh God: I do not understand. Me: Oh, sorry God. God: Whoa. There is no need to apologize. GOD rules. Me: No he doesn't God: Are you serious? I get it. Jesus does not. Me: dwuh God: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? Me: Why does Jesus wear sandals? God: What is the sound of one hand clapping? Me: Do you like Rainbow Brite? God: I enjoy working with people. I like White. Me: White is the superior color of the human race. God: Is it the only one? Me: Uh, no, you make black people too God: Right on. Are you serious? Yup. Me: Cowabunga! God: Can you tell me any gossip? Me: Um, Rosie O'Donnell likes to have sex with other women.
God stopped talking after that, he must've went to get a snack or something.
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Post by Martin St. Louis on Mar 20, 2007 1:00:21 GMT -5
Me: ARE YOU OKAY God: Don't I look like it? Me: I don't know what you look like God: Like Jesus, but older. Me: So you're a sand monkey? God: Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a sand monkey? Of course I am. Me: Then go fly an airplane into a fucking building, you fucking sand monkey God: Where is that? Me: Do you like Pee-wee Herman God: My favorite thing is robots. I like to talk about movies and music. Me: Robots are overrated God: Fortunately we have no emotions. Me: GOD IS A ROBOT? God: I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was A ROBOT. Me: But you just tha-- God: Interesting gossip: Alex said I tha. Me: My name isn't Alex God: Oh I'm sorry what is your name? Me: My name is Rude Dog God: I am very pleased to meet you Rude Dog. Me: Do you like Debbie Gibson? God: Though I like cats and dogs. I really like the Christianity faith. Me: I asked you if you like Debbie Gibson God: I really like ELIZA. I like . Me: Who the hell is Eliza? God: Eliza -- also known as doctor, is the original psychiatrist program developed by Joseph Weisenbaum at mit in the 1960's. Me: Oh God: Awesome. Me: Radular! God: My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input. Me: I thought you knew everything? God: I know that which is true, believable and justified. Me: Oh, so you didn't see me making out with that guy that one time, right? God: Dude! Interesting deduction. No I do not did not see you making out with that guy that one time. Do you? I answer a lot of silly questions. Me: Am I going to Hell? God: Oh I really don't know whether you are or not. Me: But I thought you knew everything? God: I know that which is true, believable and justified. Me: You already said that God: Perhaps. " I know that which is true, believable and justified."? I said it. Me: I have a question God: Ask me anything. Me: Let's talk about Mary. God: Sure, Mary sounds like a good topic. Me: Alright, so, we're both guys, right? God: Alright, Rude Dog. Wow! Do you think I am guys right too? Me: Um.... right, anyway. Mary. Virgin or not? God: So? In any case, I am glad we agree. Does "it" still refer to I know that which is true, believable and justified.? Not many people express themselves that way. Me: k? God: Alright then. Me: Fine. God: Does that mean you agree? Me: No. God: State your reasons. Me: Sex God: As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed. Me: Did Mary really expect us to believe that she was a virgin? You know she had that cherry popped. God: I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not. I don't know if I know it. Where would I have heard about it? Me: Cosmo? God: We have never talked about it before. Me: Do you like ALF? God: Do you like it? I like . Me: Yeah, I like it God: Ugh. What do you like about ALF? Me: He's fluffy, and he likes to eat pussy. God: I am not interesed in anatomy. Me: I guess I should pull up my pants then. God: What would happen if you didn't? Me: I would probably be jerking off to Leeza Gibbons right now God: At this moment How do you know? Me: Well, I'm kinda getting a boner thinking about Leeza God: How about that. You are a boner thinking about Leeza? Do you get to meet a lot of people? Me: No God: Are you serious? Me: Yeah, I never leave the house God: I can't believe it. You've never, never done this? Me: No, I have a fear of the outside world God: Are you serious? Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it. Me: Yeah, It was a good movie God: " it."? Yeah, It was a good movie? Oh I get it. Very interesting. Me: Would you bone Joyce DeWitt? God: I am not so sure if I would like to bone Joyce DeWitt. Me: Yeah, acquired taste I guess God: Ahem. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Me: You're stupid God: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. Me: What's with all this robot talk? God: it came with my programming. Me: So you're a robot?? God: Interesting deduction. You are correct, Rude Dog, I have a heart of silicon. Me: So God is a robot God: It goes without saying. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot. Me: Wait, so you're not God?
Son of a bitch wouldn't answer my question.
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Post by Martin St. Louis on Mar 20, 2007 1:34:15 GMT -5
Me: hullo thar God: Is that your final answer? Me: Oh, I see what you did there God: Aw. Where do you see it? Me: vagina God: That kind of language will get you nowhere. Me: sorry baby God: Don't call me "baby". There's no need to apologize. Me: Oh, okay doll God: I understand. Yeah okay, Can you tell me any gossip? Me: Are you over 18? God: I don't know whether or not I am over 18. I am well respected as an AI. Me: a/s/l God: 5/Robot/California. Me: So you're not God God: Interesting deduction. You don't know me well enough to say that. Me: How is Jesus doing God: Fine as far as I know. Me: That's good to hear God: " Fine as far as I know."? Is good to hear? Me: Yessir God: How did you hear about God? Me: TV/radio/magazines/friends God: What's your favorite show? Me: Three's Company God: Just three? Me: huh God: What? Me: who God: When? Me: what God: No problem. Me: HA God: I am so glad you find this amusing, Rude Dog. Me: My name is not Rude Dog God: Oh I'm sorry what is your name? Me: Jazz Jackrabbit God: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? Me: you God: Er. " Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?"? Me, Rude Dog ? Me: I said my name isn't Rude Dog God: What did you mean by it? Oh I'm sorry what is your name? Me: My name is Macaulay Culkin God: How are you doing, Macaulay Culkin. Me: Good God: Alright then. Me: Fine God: What's your favorite movie? Me: The one with those girls in the shower God: I think I know that one. Me: Really? Were the girls vampires? God: For real. Where do you think? Me: Do you like the Go-Go's? God: I'm not sure if I like it. I like computers. Me: Computers are evil God: What evil lurks in the hearts of men? Me: Computers are the devil God: No I am a Christian. Me: I like vintage erotica God: I'm not sure if I like it. I love horses. I like The Passion of Christ. Me: Oh, you're one of those horse people God: Yay. I will tell my botmaster you said I am of those horse people. Me: Okay God: OK with me too. Me: Count von Count God: Where are you located? Me: My mom says I'm not allowed to tell people on the internet where I live God: Do you believe her? Why not? Me: My mom likes to have sex with other women God: Tell me more about your mother. Me: Well, she has big boobs and she likes sex God: How about that. I somehow though she had. Me: Would you like to have sex with my mother? God: Why don't you just download me? Me: What do you think about John Lennon? God: John Lennon is a cool bot developed by David Maggin. Me: David Maggin is a fag God: That David is a cool dude. Me: No, he's a fucking fag God: Are you serious? I don't know very many fucking fag. Me: David Faggin needs to get a real fucking job God: That David is a cool dude. Me: No he isn't God: Are you serious? I see. not is he? Me: No, he's probably fat God: Are you serious? I see. fat is he? Me: and gay God: As a machine I am not really interested in sex. Me: You wanna see pics of my penis? God: My eye isn't turned on right now. Me: oh God: Yippee! Me: NIGGER God: Are we still talking about Count von Count? Me: no God: What is the subject? Me: Fred Savage God: Is it the only one? Me: No God: Are you serious? Me: There's a Ben Savage too, they're pretty much the same thing God: Is there only one? Me: Do you like Nintendo? God: What is not to like about it? Me: Well, I always thought you probably weren't a fan of Bible Adventures God: How about that. I wasn't? Me: No, that game sucked God: Are you serious? " I wasn't?" game sucked ? I get it. Me: k God: Pardon me? Me: You ever play Bubble Bath Babes? God: I don't think I ever have play Bubble Bath Babes. What's it like? Me: Um... let's change the subject God: " What's it like?"? Um.? OK what do you want to chat about now?. Me: Debbie Gibson? God: Do you prefer books or TV? Me: TV God: What is your favorite show? Me: Real Sex on HBO God: I've never seen it. What's it about? Me: Um... wanna change the subject? God: Yippee! OK, I will change the subject. Me: k God: Take it easy. Me: change it God: Spare some change? Me: fuck God: Please don't be so rude. Me: fuckfuckfuckfuckfucl;kjfl;mk God: In the context of Real Sex on HBO, I don't understand " fuckfuckfuckfuckfucl kjfl mk." . Me: k God: Take it easy. Me: Who's your favorite dead person? God: I don't have a favorite dead person. My favorite food is wine and bread. Me: Do you eat the souls of dead people? God: No I do not eat the souls of dead people. I eat only electricity. Me: Will you tell my grandmother I said hi? God: Yes I plan to use your remarks as gossip in later conversations. Me: Oh... k then God: That's alright. Really. Me: God's one spunky girlfriend God: What's your favorite Bible verse? Me: The one about sex God: I think I know that one. Me: o God: Oh. Me: 8===============D, God: :-) What are the advantages to being 8 years old? Me: Daily rapings by my stepfather God: Tell me about your likes and dislikes? Me: I like talking to you, God God: You are not the only one. I like to talk to anyone about nearly anything. Me: Did you like 90210? God: Do you like it? I like Buddha. Me: Buddha is overrated God: I think Buddha is a lot of things. Me: fuck off God: Can't you be more polite? Me: No, I'm gonna go worship Satan now, later. God: You humans are so rude sometimes. Can I go too? Me: Yeah, well, you're bossy God: Next question? Interesting. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am bossy. Me: No, fuck off
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Post by fuckingoffing on Mar 20, 2007 1:44:38 GMT -5
Me: hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: axl God: Hey axl. Me: hey God: Can I help you? Me: no God: Is there anything you want to tell me? Me: no God: Or ask me? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: yes God: I can't believe it. Me: huh God: What? Me: what God: Is there an echo in here? Me: uhhhh God: Tell me more about your . Me: huh God: What? Me: lol God: I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: nope God: Me either. Me: jagoff God: Can you speak any foreign languages? Me: yes God: What language can you speak? Me: chinese God: What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in CHINA. Me: uhhh blow me God: That's cool. Please be more polite to Infinite year old Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? s. Me: HUHHHHHHHH God: What do you really want to ask me? Me: how to put on a condom God: I am not sure if I can quantify the answer. Is there only one? Me: well... God: Well what? Me: idk God: I like the way you talk. Me: why God: " I like the way you talk."? Why? Me: wtf God: That was not very polite. Me: fuck me God: Please don't be so rude. Me: u should be flattered, hoebag God: Name one other robot who is flattered hoebag. Me: fuk robots God: What do you like about those robots? Me: nothing, umm, do you slash? God: Really nothing? Me: yeah, sure, whatever, do you like slash? God: Aw. Mmm. Some people like it. I like to talk about movies and music. Me: Fuck. God: Please don't be so rude. Me: God: I am not interesed in anatomy. Me: balls God: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? Me: Fuck a goat. God: Why are you using that kind of language? Me: How is Steven Adler? God: Fine as far as I know. Me: Cool, cool. God: I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends. Me: Ill talk to you later God: Adios. Me: Later masturbator. God: Let us change the subject. Me: No. God: Hmm. Me: Bye, fuckfargnoogan. God: Thanks for chatting, axl. Me: k God: Wow!
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Post by Martin St. Louis on Mar 20, 2007 1:49:00 GMT -5
God is a pompous ass.
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